The Crows when drunk
Inspired by @dirtyhandsnet’s discussion last night
- Wylan is the sleepy drunk that tries to find a place to doze of anywhere
- Nina loves to sing when she’s drunk. It’s even worse than when she sings sober
- Kaz is the competitive drunk. A LOUD competitive drunk. Versing Jesper in any gamble.
- Inej doesn’t usually drink but when she does, she’s a reaaallyy cuddly drunk. She goes around and tries to hold everyone’s hand and hugs Jesper from behind and gets super cuddly with Kaz. Kaz doesn’t mind. He secretly likes it
- Matthias is the DD most of the time. He yells at everyone to just sit down but no one listens. “JESPER GET DOWN” “stop talking to strangers ZENIK.” “Kaz do not DO NOT… he did. He fucking did it.” “Where THE FUCK is WYLAN??” “JESPER i can’t believe you sold wylan on a bet OH MY GOD” “who gave Inej her knives!? we took those away for A REASON”
- Wylan tries to crawl on Jesper’s lap and sleep on him. Jesper covers Wylan with his coat, rubs his back and gives him water
- When Kaz is really drunk, he gets giggly. He’s the GIGGLY DRUNK™. He giggles, then hiccups, then giggles some more. He denies it the next day
- When Matthias gets drunk, he gets horny. He and Nina both get horny drunk. They’re all over each other wherever they go; up a wall, over the bar, in the washroom. He hates it and gets embarrassed. Nina wants to get him loose for the fun but Jesper is the one who ALWAYS wants to get him flatfaced to record it all and use as blackmail later. Kaz and Inej tries to break them up but Kaz can only take so much contact so they always fail
- Inej hugs Kaz’s arm and rests her head on his shoulder. Kaz kisses her forehead
- The next day they’re all hungover. Except Kaz
- Kaz is 100% fine
- Inej makes waffles for everyone
- Wylan helps her because he didn’t really drink that much to feel too hungover (lightweight)
- Nina walks around aimlessly with knots in her hair
- Matthias is knocked tf out in Nina’s bed
- Jesper leans over his coffee and complains that everyone is talking too loud when no one is actually talking
